Well, everybody wants a Walmart alternative...

The biggest challenge to finding a three-nippled fortune teller is knowing where to look....
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Snake bites boob, succumbs to silicone poisoning

I'm giving the benefit of a doubt that the headline speaks "amply" for itself. Rest in peace, you poor, motorboatin' son of a bitch, you....

Testing my text-posting functionality....

Test

Just a test of my e-mail posting functionality. Nothing to see here...
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